Compound Desk

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This is broadcast zero zero seven. Compound desk. Time check: oh-three hundred forty-two hours, eastern standard.

Subjects in rotation. AUTISTIC. ADDICTED. LAMB. GOY. Confirm receipt.

Status across the line. Pre-issue. Pre-fulfillment. Pre-distribution. All four units in standby pattern. No tracking numbers have been assigned. No tracking numbers will be assigned.

Field notes for the week. The wall is REAL. The doctors are REAL. The shepherds are REAL. The list is REAL. Documentation is filed in cabinet seven, drawer four, folder marked PERSONAL. Do not request the folder. The folder requests you.

To the operators in receipt of this broadcast. You are not paranoid. You are EARLY. Repeat. You are EARLY. The diagnosis is correct. The dosage is correct. The prescription was written in nineteen eighty-six and it has never expired.

Coordinates available at I-M-schizophrenic-and-have-a-gun dot com. Access window opens at the next equinox. Bring your own receipts.

Stand by for further bulletins. Compound desk standing down at oh-three forty-six. End transmission.